take to the sky.

Sigh ): things haven't been good lately. I cancelled my Turkey trip today cause my quarantine doesn't end till 11th. And since i've been tested positive for h1n1 mummy has been driving me bananas. Sulks.

On a brighter note, i've come up w/ a to-do list after i'm done w/ the evil swiny.
- Canoe! (:
- Take photos at the 1k mark
- Eat at island w/ patrick :D
- Watch movies
- Eat sushi, curry puff, roti prata
- Bake bake bake
- Go for rag dance practices

Hmm that's abt that for now. The list'll probably go longer xP In a nutshell

biz camp = smashing awesome fun
sports camp = totally overrated

now i crash and die 20-21 June : NCC
22-25 June : Biz Camp
26 June : watch dboat nat schs
29 - 3 July : Sports Camp
10-20 July : Turkey trip
24 July : NUS Registration

Ack. Say whattt? Swimming?
What swimming??!
I CAN'T SWIM!


- t41 .keepwalking says:
YOU CANT SWIM?
Die blister die! says:
WHY
IS THERE NO OPTION
- t41 .keepwalking says:
YOURE A CANOEIST
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CANT SWIM
Die blister die! says:
FOR ME TO SAY I CANT SWIM
- t41 .keepwalking says:
HAHAHAHAHA
Die blister die! says:
EXCUSE ME
EXCUSE ME
- t41 .keepwalking says:
ROFLMFAO
Die blister die! says:
my child is ablw to swim CONTINOUSLY WITHOUT ANY FLOATATION AID FOR AT LEAST 50 M UNDER 2 MINUTES
SAY WHATTTTTT????????
- t41 .keepwalking says:
LMAO
well
i guess
you have
several weeks to learn
Die blister die! says:
NO
my camp is on
MONDAY

so not signing the idemnity form :X Sigh, i feel so overwhelmed. Was totally looking forward to everything but now i'm just annoyed at myself for creating this crazily packed schedule and wondering how am i gonna deal w/ this onslaught of activities.

Not a good day today ):

Maybe that's it. Just a bad day.

Hopefully i'll wake up tmw feeling all excited and happy :)

goodnight. Hi world, happening week it was. I've forgotten how it feels like to survive on a few hours of sleep each day, and mine, i can totally feel age catching up on me :P

Thu
Anyway, we brought the ancient T2s out of the shed on The Sisters' Date. Fyi, T2's a boat for 2 rowers, and it's incredibly fat and heavy. Sheesh, feel the weight of fifty thousand donkeys stacked upon your shoulders. And the boats have been festering in the shed for so long that Peiyi's had spiderwebs all over and mine smelt like rotten char siew pau.. ewwwl.

Anyhow, cbay, wang, weiguo and i went to get the bbq supplies after lunch. I wanted to upload this photo of a turtle with its shell removed and head chopped off for sale but blogger wouldn't let me ): oh, and cbay pointed out this fish with its intestine/stomach bloating out from its mouth. sights at the supermarket :P

Fri
Friday was wanmei's rowing birthday surprise. Teehee. It was quite fun :D but that stupid girl figured out that we were bringing her to macritchie and did her "wanmei whine" all the way there xD we tried to make wanmei capsize but it was krystle lau the loser who capsized in the sit-on-top kayak (HAHA). then her boyfriend ended up in the water too xD

Sat
Had a stayover at wang's hse that night after bbq, then i dragged my zombified self to go to the pc fair w/ my mum and fight against the press of bodies to breathe at the convention centre. But well, i got a new laptop and camera :D TOTALLY GONNA TAKE PICRURES AT THE 1K MARK xD teehee.

Mon
And i finally had ice cream w/ patrick, plus felice this time, after trg yesterday :D (like 2 weeks of waiting wasn't enough, we had to endure an ardous shed cleaning session. no not me, i was happily reading my book hehe) and speaking of trg, i'm nursing a red angry fat ugly bleeding blister on my sole ): hurts like mad ): that aside, watched ghost of girlfriend's past w/ rachel and patrick last night(: nice. popcorn ftw.

And that's about that, I'm off for dinner w/ nessa & gang. SEE YOU WORLD(:
Venue: Mac Ritchie Reservoir
Day/date: Thursday 11 June 2009

Hi friends we'll be bringing our sisters to row this thurs morning in a T2/ banana boat teehee. Then we'll eat at coro. I think.

Confirmed list:
Crystal bay & Charmaine bay
Jasmine & Janet
Pei Yi & Pearlyn
Wang & Isabelle
Well tong tong you can bring bolbi

SEE YA PPL :D

Haha awesomeness. Anyway I've plans to cycle w/ wang & cbay later :D hmmm did i mention the last time i cycled was also the first time i cycled xD haha during chalet some donkey lightyears ago when lihui nessa & friends taught me how to cycle - rmb nessa, i had to dismount each time we reach a slope xD Went for trg yesterday w/ wang, cbay and peiyi & we all did k1, which was pretty fun albeit the capsize scares x) then we headed to wang's hse to bake brownies w/ tongster, and ended up rotting on wang's sofa - watching Nickelodeon - the whole day. Sheesh xD

Fell asleep while reading 'The Alchemist' .. until some NUS councillor called regarding one of the orientation camps. That aside, was completely knocked out before 10. Haha what a workout it must had been watching cartoons :P

"And, when you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it"

Like this line a lot, though it's probably a big fat lie. Hello world (:

I tried rowing a C today, was an absolute disaster hahaha. Now I have two streaks of blue-black on both my shins. Other than that life has been pretty uneventful - tuition, canoe, jog, rot, the cycle kinda repeats everyday. And while I've been going out every few days -baking, shopping, watching movies- and 'm constantly surrounded by people, there's this emptiness gnawing at me. Sigh.

5 months have passed since the beginning of 2009. Makes you wonder where all the time went and whether you had done anything impactful for nearly half a year, no?

Time to go for tuition.

Wish I could say smile and say hi
Sigh. Hahaha xD I had nothing to do yesterday so Perera invited me over to his hse for guitar hero - then he decided he was hungry and we were going to the Rail Mall to fill our tummies. Feeling extremely adventurous, the sispec navigator chose to take a shortcut through jungle despite loud protests from yours truly.

Perera, "Do you trust the army."
Me, "I don't trust you."
Perera, "If you trust the army you'll have to trust me, because army trusts me."

After all the whining and complaining failed I had to trudge along -.- and Perera totally risked my life. There were like 'DANGER', 'KEEP-OUT', 'EXPLOSIVES' signs on the fences. Then we found ourselves in ... the nature reserve .. (i quote) "reaching the point of no return", we could only continue with our quest forward - through all the fatal steep slopes, huge mud patches, narrow trails and every disaster you can think of, while fighting all the insects which that stupid boy later said was comparable to those in mandai camp. growls.

After donkey lightyears we finally caught sight of The Road. We made it to the rail mall after taking the one hour shortcut. Did i mention Perera stays at Dairy Farm? I've been further bestowed w/ hugeass mozzy bites ALL OVER me.

I conclude, I don't trust the army anymore xD
This is what is going through my head now

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Know what's worse?
NUS FOS might come in.

I'm going to run. Sleepy, sore, aching, sleepy.

Oh well, long weekend it has been. team DISCO DISCO strikes back w/ team DISCO DISCO grannies, mummies & babies making it to semifinals and mummies winning first runner up. I miss rowing, people. And it's gonna be a long long while till we row together again, if ever :(

Anyway, I was gonna share abt Sat but I've trouble stringing my thoughts coherently now xP so i'll just copy this from silly banana's blog:

I seriously can’t believe that my friends went through all that trouble just to ’surprise’ me!

First of all, Jasmine Tan Sok Kai texted me on Friday, saying that she had something ‘terrible’ to tell me. ‘I need to meet you at Island Creamery tomorrow, because something awful happened,’ she said. ‘Well alright,’ I replied. So on Saturday evening, I turned up at Island Creamery, expecting to hear that silly woman sob about her silly heart troubles. Well, little did I know, I got the shock of my life.

‘I’ve lung cancer,’ she said, ‘it’s stage 2, so they need to remove two-thirds of my lung.’

?!?! LIKE ZOMG. I was speechless. Remove two-thirds of a lung? Is that even possible?! What rubbish is that? It sounded like nonsense, but then again, I didn’t want to say anything stupid in case it were really true. Then all of a sudden, I turned around to see Stevie, Mervyn and Waikit carrying an Alaskan Baked Pie &singing ‘Happy Birthday’ to me! Heehee thanks thanks thanks guys! I totally heart the ’surprise’! :D It was really sweet. But Jasmine, I swear, next time if you -touch wood- really do have something horrible to tell me, I might not believe you! Hee. :D

Anyways, after the Island Creamery surprise, my ‘wonderful’ friends shocked me further by blindfolding me &then leading me out of Serene Centre. Nice. How embarrassing kthx. -Laughs- They then forced me into a random taxi &slammed the door behind me. LIKE ZOMG I was freaking out manz! I waved my arms about like a maniac, only to find that Miss Eileen Ho was sitting beside me! That stupid girl had conspired with Jasmine! Devious little buggers.

Whatever man, Stevie asked me to say i had some disease and uh, i just coughed up some wild story :P i didn't know what to say luh! I was stifling my laughter when i hid my face behind my hands xD bet i did a great job stalling for time :D

Yawns. Monday blues, monday blues. The other day over dinner w/ wang, cbay, mummy & small chris, we entered a certain depressing topic, and after we each gave a little insight -
me, "Sheesh. we're like going through mid-life crisis.."
cbay, "Quarter life crisis!!"

Agreed. this whole uni application stuff hasn't been particularly kind to me and i'm really tired of it all - the endless pondering, worrying, freaking out sessions, convincing myself, then convincing my parents.. bleah. Well I never really had a direction since young and I wish I knew what I really wanted. And a certain realisation last night got me thinking about lots of stuff i was/have been struggling with since i came back from the thailand trip. Well, took me almost 2 and a half years to sort it all out. Throw all the skeletons into the closet and burn it :D And in the words of Marilyn Monroe,

"I’m selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I’m out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best."

Ooh, I just got NTU's letter :) got into first choice! :)
NUS, hurry upppieeeleaseeeee. I had to bring my paddle to work today cause I can only leave the office (which is at JE) at 2 pm for dragonboat training, and training starts at 3 pm at Lower Seletar.


Boss, "Jasmine, what oar is that?"
Me, "Dragonboat" - smiles.
Colleague, "Wow, small girl can dragonboat!"
Boss, "Well, like, you couldn't tell Yoda is a Jedi!"

My 4 colleagues proceeded to laughing like mad hyenas.. so i googled - Yoda Jedi - and wikipedia showed me this :

Oh geez .. Star wars ..
OH GEEZ they compared me to this old green thing @_@

bleah, back to work. Hello world! I'm all chao ta and exhausted but it was a fun fun day today. Wang & i had awesome macs breakfast at serene centre :D then we were off to macritchie for nat schs finals. so there were lots of cheering (screaming), which was kind of useless cause the rowers probably can't hear us but we all still cheered anyway - for the fun of it x) and it was great hanging out w/ melinda today cause she's so so retarded & funny i'm gonna get abs from laughing at her.

then it was dinner & ice cream w/ cbay, wang & peiyi - followed by The Amazing Havaianas Walkathon Part II w/ wang from island creamery to bukit timah food centre.

so here i am back home w/ a sexy hoarse voice & smarting soles. and to end off my bad hair day, i'm sunburnt w/ a fringe tan line - again. But nvm (: Geez, I realise that Mac Ritchie is super super far from my house. And, it's kind of eerily dark at night (but not as bad as the time i was alone at mac at 6 am cause everyone else was late) Anyway when i was passing KAP something went CRAK-krr under my foot *silentscreams*

:X Yikes.

Snails ought to glow in the dark. They become potential hazards for night joggers camouflaging themselves against the ground - because i nearly twisted my foot trying to avoid one

still, i'm truly sorry if i killed anything :(

oh well i'm gonna jog to island creamery tonight to buy mummy's birthday cake :D it's suppose to be a surprise but i think she might have overheard Net & i talking in the kitchen last night xP

- - michael jackson's Beat It has been stuck in my head since last thu.. Must be the guitar hero. @_@ Apparently, the course has overwhelming response. So they're calling ppl up for interviews now.

I have not been called.
Oh well. We shall see.

Come what may. Be gracious.
Be gracious. Haha, so we made it into the grand finals on Sat, then the adventurous bunch of us decided to to go - Malaysia :D

and because we decided not to squeeze onto the crazily packed bus/wait for another bus, 9 canoeists hiked 1000000km from the singapore custom to the malaysia custom along w/ the massive traffic. oh yes, w/ our dboat paddles. haha, once is enough thank you. i mind inhaling the toxic exhaust fumes terribly.


The crazy bunch proceeded to creating a din after dinner playing guitar hero+drums+singing/playing mahjong/i-galloping (haha!) and watching movie marathon in The Entertainment room. And we made a new friend, called Bolbi Ho Xiao Zhu. Hahaha.

Morning came and we got back to Singapore, only to end up getting mouldy at Bedok reservoir :( we were all warmed & psyched up for the finals - and aweseom CAT1 had to sound. Bleah.

on a totally irrelevant note, allow me to express what an unhappy human being i am now. i am damn stressed out by the world :( all you people keep frowning upon my choice for my university course. and i have the why-won't-you-take-business-course talk by The Mummy everyday.

And there's a certain depressing issue I do not like others talking about :( but i don't feel like telling people what happened. Sigh.

on a brighter note i'm gonna stop working in a month's time & enjoy my awesome holidays before uni starts. that makes me a little happier.

ciao. I nearly died trying to stifle my laughter at work reading stevie's blog post:

Pleo reminds me of the Furby I had around 8 or 9. The Parents refused to get a proper pet so they got me a Furby instead.
————————————————-
At the age of 8, you are quite unaware how marketing works. Advertisements tend to play up the product, and an impressionable 8 year old mind lapped it all up. Having been led to believe that Furby would be a proper replacement for a real pet, I opened the box eagerly. I set it up and commanded it to wake up. It did not. Some minutes passed and the new toy was subjected to an assortment of pokes and prods to get it started. The 8 year old mind was uninformed that the technology within required some time to boot up. When it finally awoke, the 8 year old leapt for joy, proceeding to talk to it.

Yes, I talked to a piece of metal.

Furby was supposed to be able to respond with words and noises if you interacted enough with it. Somehow, mine never responded appropriately. One day, in an extremely foul mood that Furby had not proclaimed his love for his master, the incensed 8 year old shoved her finger into his oral cavity (a beak). Furby proceeded to squawk hideously and his plastic eyes started rolling wildly in it’s sockets à la The Exorcist. Creeped out and finger sore, 8 year old retract finger and clubs Furby in the face with a flourish.

From that day, Furby sat sadly in a corner nursing a detached beak that would never grow back.
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Moral of the story: Don’t be fooled by gimmicky advertisements, robots will never substitute real pets. You’d never get away with ripping bits off your dog.
Interested parties can get it at the current IT Show (12-15 March) at Suntec for $699.
Words of a wise sage:

For $699 it better to able to sweep the floor and wash the dishes and iron the clothes while I’m away. And separate the white clothes from the dark-coloured ones dammit.

Gotta love those ornery techies.

And I've been wanting to share a post by this girl called clarajeanette - Fairytales are morbid in nature

Have you ever thought of fairytales and it's seemingly innocent yet really morbid nature. I believe it all stems from nursery ryhmes,listen to this ... " Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown [skull] and Jill came tumbling after". or Humpty Dumpty and his great fall that shattered him to pieces.

Now Cinderella by the Grimms is shockingly gruesome and it leaves me wondering how these are actually read to kids before bed. This is when Cinderella's stepmum locks Cinderella up and gets the stepsisters to try on the slipper
"
But she could not get her big toe into it, and the shoe was too small for her. Then her mother gave her a knife and said, cut the toe off, when you are queen you will have no more need to go on foot. The maiden cut the toe off, forced the foot into the shoe, swallowed the pain, and went out to the king's son. Then he took her on his his horse as his bride and rode away with her. They were obliged, however, to pass the grave, and there, on the hazel-tree, sat the two pigeons and cried - turn and peep, turn and peep, there's blood within the shoe, the shoe it is too small for her, the true bride waits for you.

Then he looked at her foot and saw how the blood was trickling from it. He turned his horse round and took the false bride home again, and said she was not the true one, and that the other sister was to put the shoe on. Then this one went into her chamber and got her toes safely into the shoe, but her heel was too large. So her mother gave her a knife and said, cut a bit off your heel, when you are queen you will have no more need to go on foot.

The maiden cut a bit off her heel, forced her foot into the shoe, swallowed the pain, and went out to the king's son. He took her on his horse as his bride, and rode away with her, but when they passed by the hazel-tree, the two pigeons sat on it and cried - turn and peep, turn and peep, there's blood within the shoe, the shoe it is too small for her, the true bride waits for you. He looked down at her foot and saw how the blood was running out of her shoe, and how it had stained her white stocking quite red. "

And here's what happens to the stepsisters after everthing is over,
" When the betrothed couple [ Cinderella and Prince Charming ] went to church, the elder was at the right side and the younger at the left, and the pigeons pecked out one eye from each of them. Afterwards as they came back the elder was at the left, and the younger at the right, and then the pigeons pecked out the other eye from each. And thus, for their wickedness and falsehood, they were punished with blindness all their days. "

Seriously. i don't understand.
i wasn't given a reason why.

i thought i was very much okay.
but it came in a wallop today. Hello world! (: Look at this huge french toast! It's like a giant beancurd; pretty yummy too (:

Sheesh what's w/ all the shooting rampages & suicide cases in schs.

Good morning world.
Jasmine has to attend a silly gst seminar today ): Hello world :) I can't blog lately without sounding remotely sad and bitter so i decided to stop blogging for a while. Many many things have happened and i find myself emptier of words even though at any point in time there are a thousand things flying through my mind so fast i can hardly contain myself. Oh sheesh. This is a poorly constructed depressing paragraph, i know.

Haha. Anyway people have been asking and asking and asking where i'm headed to next - which university i'm going to, what course i'll be doing. And i just mumble something vague in reply, because i am not exactly sure myself. I've always envisioned myself in nus but the relevant courses in ntu're better - Accountancy/ business/ maritime studies. Sigh. Hopefully i can scrape through w/ my dismal grades :)

And, just a little something to lower your IQ for amusement

wanmei: hello, are you ok?
jasmine: ya
wanmei: you know how much courage i took to call you!

jasmine: i cannot be a vet. i don't like animals.
eewen: i don't like children.
eewen: i like child.
jasmine -stares-

teren: how come you never ask me not to curse
annabel: can't be bothered anymore
teren: i am so hurt. i am not worth your concern anymore

Jolly Jobangles says:
anyway thanks for coming today
Jolly Jobangles says:
you really saved the day
Jolly Jobangles says:
hhaha
Jasmine says:
haha
Jasmine says:
are you gonna present me w/ a medal :)
Jolly Jobangles says:
a kiss ?
Jasmine says:
later i offend the boys at macritchie
Jolly Jobangles says:
what boys!
Jasmine says:
hahaha

chris; says:
come to nus business! (:
Jasmine says:
but they say ntu business better
chris; says:
yeah
chris; says:
but i dont wanna go to ntu
chris; says:
chinaman
chris; says:
hang himself this morning
chris; says:
ntu is weird
chris; says:
all the ppl i know going there is weird
chris; says:
so i decided, im not going there
Jasmine says:
hahahaha
chris; says:
you should go there (:
chris; says:
HAHAHA
Jasmine says:
then i take a gun and shoot you

bleah. i've been running abt like a mad bunny & feeling so crazily drained. i shall hit bed before my post gets more incoherent. brain shutting, goodnight world (: She keeps formulating endless theories to set her unsettled mind at ease, consoling her pathetic miserable self. The awful insecurities eat into her. She's afraid she'll fall again. It took her so much; she's still struggling to get out of the mess, to gather back the wasted pieces of her soul. They don't realise they drag her down with their overload of mortality. all my valentines're pigs.

stuffed silly.

Work is .. unfulfiling.. i've been sourcing for contacts & sending emails for TWO WEEKS & it's gonna continue for the whole month *cringes*grumbles*moans* under my proud new title of the marketing coordinator (hello hello i'm a jr admin clerk! wave wave!) sheesh i need something more purposeful. bleah.

Now I'm taking a break from all the emails & getting full on percy pigs. Haha last night i had a really random movie date w/ pei yi cause we were both bored to tears at work. I stare at the computer screen while she stares at milk packets xD. We got tickets for this movie which i didn't know existed (i can't rmb the title :P) but it's nice, albeit cheesy at some parts. dreamy love movie haha.

Oh well totally looking forward to dinner (: can't wait to knock off today!
Haha so this morning i finally get to celebrate kahhwee's birthday w/ her over macdonald's breakfast xD after 2 years! anyways we left vanessa at mac donalds alone to brainstorm romantic vday ideas for her sweetheart teehee (who ask you to be late!)
.

And happy nineteenth to the oldest girl in our team! (:

Hello world! :D I spent my awesome Saturday making apple strudel :D and it turned out fabulous for a first attempt teehee

I BOUGHT THE WRONG PASTRY.

noooo noooo nooooooooo >_< My sister is settling well in Australia :D

Joo says:
i've got download quota
Joo says:
no webcam pls
Joo says:
u know what's 400MB?!

Joo says:
'm hungry
Joo says:
...
): says:
eat duh!
Joo says:
eat what...u think here got 24hr foodcourt
Joo says:
i got choco actually. my friend gave it to me at the airport...
Joo says:
left with 2
Joo says:
mini ritter sports
): says:
HAHAHAHAHA

Joo says:
it's bloody hot. i want rain
): says:
shower, my dear.
): says:
shower.
): says:
and there should be some sense of civilisation
): says:
where you can turn on
): says:
THE FAN.
Joo says:
damn it
Joo says:
there's NO FAN
): says:
there's a primitive way
): says:
of fanning yourself
Joo says:
there's air-con in like A FEW rooms
Joo says:
not mine...

happy lodging hunting :) I am not someone who is able to express myself in the most coherent manner.
Somehow I managed to clear my thoughts.

Then i got confused again.

So now, I don't know. Friday



Circle of death - using WATER :S


And these're just retardedly funny :D


Saturday


Becky & I fought the massive bugis crowd today :s massive crowd, is an understatement. And i bumped into Li Hui, Angila, Charlie, Evonne & friend May, & Esmond oh geez like everyone i haven't seen in donkey centuries.
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Now my sister is commenting that Fox'd probably go on a 50 % sale after cny (they better don't or ... or i'll rave & rant) but then again, i don't mind cause becky saved me from buying this $60 dress so if there's a sale i get to buy it at 30 bucks hopefully (becky's theory goes like this : You buy one dress here, you can buy 10 dresses at bugis village!!) oh, hermit becky has never been to bugis she thought it was some ulu kampong until the crowd proved her wrong. Anyway we shopped at the village then to the junction then back to the village and back to the junction till our legs turned jelly.
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And and and this is gonna sound incoherent i am touching on many topics jumping here and there abt becky shopping and my sister but doesn't matter - STEVEN HOW DID YOU KNOW MY SIS'S GOING TO UNI OF QUEENSLAND - i didn't even know that till recently :s i don't even know when she's flying off ): i think it's next week. Oh dear ): suddenly i miss her ):
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On a brighter note,

awww (:
. And suddenly; at the very second that the universe had decided, faster than the speed of light, they were transported into a navy blue room.
It was bare sans for a cream white rug on the floor.

In a silent sudden, little lights flooded the room.
They were individual lights, each of a different colour.
They darted around the room like fairies at play among the flowers

Reaching out, when they caught the lights in their hands, they were filled with a different memory, a different feeling of the other party.
As the both of them sifted through memories of the past and of the present, as they shifted through the finest and most secret emotions of each other, doubt started to fill their minds.

Who exactly was the other person, how much more hasn't been shared? How could you say you loved someone, that you wanted to spend the rest of your lives with them; that you were friends, that you were soulmates; other-halves. But yet keep so much to yourself?

All of a sudden, the beautiful lights, werent as beautiful as before.

There was no beauty in the crumbling of a relationship
There was no beauty in reconsideration, doubt. But that was all that filled the room. 3:39 PM, Wednesday, May 28, 2008
People always said that she was never really fully there. That her mind was caught up somewhere in the past, but the truth is, she was beyond that, her soul was trapped somewhere in between the distant future and present circumstances.
She spent so much time staring at gritty walls wondering where all the beauty in the world disappeared to and formulating new theories to set her unsettled mind at ease. After years and years of getting no answers, she decided it was time to seek help.

So while she sat in a rock hard uncomfortable chair in front of a silver haired maiden with a face full of personality lines, she tried to concentrate on focusing her soul.

"What is it child?"

"We are made up by parts of past experiences. We are fractions joined whole solely by fragments of past memories and mistakes.
We go through life collecting bits and pieces, we learn and try to adapt.
But what was it like before this?
Before heartache and before being jaded.
What was it like to be like a child?
To love without wondering if you were loved back, to give love like the gift it was intended to be.
When did we lose the ability to do that? What was it like? I would like to remember that.
I would like to be able to do that"

And the silver haired maiden, with silver tears rolling down her cheeks

"And I would like to give you that. The ability to love again.
But yours is a soul that is scared, a soul which yearns to be loved despite knowing what tragedy it brings but has forgotten how.
You are just waiting for actions that support the pretty stories that have been spun on behalf of you, you are waiting for something to give you that much needed push off the edge.
You are capable of so much love and you know it. But I cannot grant you that.
You need to find it yourself."

It's a nice story.
Nice, but useless.
Sigh
Still keeps popping up in my mind. A recent spate of events unbeknown to the world has robbed me of my ability to express myself fully. Whatever.

There are people I know and care about who are in low spirits, and will probably need more than just my care and concern, but as cheesy as it sounds I just want you all to know I'm happy seeing you guys happy, and it makes me sad to be inadequate in making things better. Still, jasmine the dummy can provide a listening ear & supporting shoulder whenever you need (:

ack it's 130 am i think a panda'd be leaving my hse for work in a few miserable hours. Yesterday I was a research personnel checking out the contacts & today I'm a designer designing the catalogue cause the company's launching a new product. Haha, so much for ahem* admin. Anyway Timothy called from the army cause he intends to be a panda wanted to say hi even though he needs to march at 230 am & watch romantic sunrise w/ 200 other men :D

On an unrelated note, I'm a little worried that I'm losing my dear friend stevie.

stevie.) work phooey! says:
egyptians *swoooon
stevie.) work phooey! says:
i should go there and be a pimp
stevie.) work phooey! says:
a pimp for the guys
O RLY says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
stevie.) work phooey! says:
pimpstress
O RLY says:
tell your mum
stevie.) the pimpstress. says:
HAHAA
O RLY says:
then
O RLY says:
tell me her reaction
stevie.) the pimpstress. says:
cannot la, later she turns out as one of my customers how
stevie.) the pimpstress. says:
anw
stevie.) the pimpstress. says:
i didnt tell her
stevie.) the pimpstress. says:
i think egyptians are hot
O RLY says:
HAHAHAHAHA
O RLY says:
stevie.) the pimpstress. says:
cannot la, later she turns out as one of my customers how
O RLY says:
ROFL
stevie.) the pimpstress. says:
somehow
stevie.) the pimpstress. says:
i have a feeling i will be a very succussful pimpstress
stevie.) the pimpstress. says:
successful
stevie.) the pimpstress. says:
then
stevie.) the pimpstress. says:
i will not be offerring you a lifetime pass for consults, but a lifetime pass for hot egyptians
stevie.) the pimpstress. says:
even better!
stevie.) the pimpstress. says:
who needs counselling when you have all the hotties you can find!
O RLY says:
i
O RLY says:
...
O RLY says:
i am not sure how to react to that
O RLY says:
but
O RLY says:
i shall say
O RLY says:
thank you anyway
O RLY says:
HAHAHA
stevie.) the pimpstress. says:
AHAHAA

O RLY says:
stevie
O RLY says:
):
O RLY says:
i just tripped over the chair
O RLY says:
and fell on both my knees
stevie.) the pimpstress. says:
LMAO
O RLY says:
and my foot
stevie.) the pimpstress. says:
HAHAHAHA
stevie.) the pimpstress. says:
im sorry
O RLY says:
stuck at the leg
O RLY says:
WHAT
O RLY says:
GASP!
O RLY says:
I AM HURT
stevie.) the pimpstress. says:
i wasnt aware such a thing happened in real life
stevie.) the pimpstress. says:
HAAHAA
O RLY says:
):
stevie.) the pimpstress. says:
awwwww
stevie.) the pimpstress. says:
poor thing
stevie.) the pimpstress. says:
hurts alot?
O RLY says:
walao
O RLY says:
yes!!
stevie.) the pimpstress. says:
go sit in a corner and sulk then!
O RLY says:
):
stevie.) the pimpstress. says:
this reminds me
stevie.) the pimpstress. says:
henceforth
stevie.) the pimpstress. says:
you shall
stevie.) the pimpstress. says:
address me as:
stevie.) the pimpstress. says:
a) stevie
stevie.) the pimpstress. says:
b) yiwei
stevie.) the pimpstress. says:
c) stevie your high pimpstress

Hahaha whatever happened to my exclusive foc lifetime conselling sessions! Anyway, before you abandon psychology, can you please help me to intepret this haunting ridiculous dream : i got abducted & this guy keeps performing surgery on me, taking out my intestines bit by bit & storing them in a fridge. There i was lying on the surgery table thinking how i can steal my intestines from the fridge & escape while feeling life ebb out of me.

:s "Reality is subjective, and there's an unenlightened tendency in this culture to regard something as 'important' only if 'tis sober and severe. Sure and still you're right about your Cheerful Dumb, only they're not so much happy as lobotomized. But your Gloomy Smart are just as ridiculous. When you're unhappy, you get to pay a lot of attention to yourself. And you get to take yourself oh so very seriously. Your truly happy people, which is to say, your people who truly like themselves, they don't think about themselves very much. Your unhappy person resents it when you try to cheer him up, because that means he has to stop dwellin' on himself and start payin' attention to the universe. Unhappiness is the ultimate form o' self-indulgence."


I like this quote but it only feels okay until it gets to the bit about being unhappy is always just self indulgent. sometimes, things just suck, and you feel sad about them.

Oh whatever. On a brighter note,



p.s. to beckytheunsexypig, you need to add salt. What i am doing, is not breathing.

And this sure feels familiar.

Like, grief bordering on woes setting in. See-saw cruelty ):
Why? ok so we weren't t-shirt sellers but we ended up as lap recorders, and it's an arduous task. imagine recording some 600 ++ boats times whatever times they rowed past, and the crazy first wave when 23449876524376543 persons zoom zoom zapped past us.

snippet from beckythepig's blog post:

Today I was a lap recorder for the Singapore Canoe Marathon with Jasmine and Jane haha omg I realise now that they both have "j" as their first letter. Anyway. It was alright. Although it was kinda a rush at first because everyone was coming at one shot and it was a blur and both of them were shouting numbers at me I was kinda going a little crazy.

" 23 12 344 345 453 234 12 25 645 75..."

And all the people who walk past will ask us what race this is and oh aren't they going fast and are you canoeists too?! Hahaha it was fun and this cute little boy came and sat with us and his daddy kept telling him that he had to go but he just sat there transfixed and mesmerized by the panting and grunts of the fellow paddlers. Ah well, I had food to accompany me so I wasn't the bored-est girl on the planet and good company too so that's alright!

Jasmine came over last night and we baked brownies yay! Haha she insisted on adding salt, which is very weird according to me but she refuses to listen anyway. And I wanted to add ice cream into the batter but she refused so whatever Jasmine next time the kitchen is all mine.

you have been warned. Warning: rant ahead.

Monochrome says:
HEIDY
Monochrome says:
HEIDY
Monochrome says:
HEIDY
Monochrome says:
HEIDY
¦ §aRd0nyX ¦ heyD says:
yesh yesh?
Monochrome says:
HEIDY
¦ §aRd0nyX ¦ heyD says:
hello heloo
Monochrome says:
HEIDY
Monochrome says:
I DONT WANT
¦ §aRd0nyX ¦ heyD says:
helloo
¦ §aRd0nyX ¦ heyD says:
hello
¦ §aRd0nyX ¦ heyD says:
hello
¦ §aRd0nyX ¦ heyD says:
huh
Monochrome says:
TO SELL T SHIRTS
¦ §aRd0nyX ¦ heyD says:
LOL
¦ §aRd0nyX ¦ heyD says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
¦ §aRd0nyX ¦ heyD says:
HAHA LOLOLOL
Monochrome says:
I DONT WANT
¦ §aRd0nyX ¦ heyD says:
AHAHAH
Monochrome says:
walao

Hi Guys,

thanks for offering to help.
Can you guys report to Uncle Joseph at the race site at 645 am on sunday?

This will be the duty allocation for the marathon this Sunday.

Sale of T-shirts
-Jasmine

I was under the impression I'd be a timer.. or idk.. w/ chunling. Now i'm suppose to go marina reservoir (approx equidistance as Argentina from my home) for a briefing at 645 am. Teach me how to sell shirts, probably.

Oh so grouchy. But being sick makes grumpy. And translate my grumpiness into this whine post :D

Nevermind. Come and buy shirts!

Yours truly,
the shirt seller :) Bye bye mervyn ):

and in case i forget,

bye bye wk

bye bye teren

bye bye timothy

bye bye all you losers in advance

which brings me to a realisation, steven's going to australia, vanessalamxiuping wants to go to georgetown, stupid tongster lives in m'sia & stood me up when we were suppose to meet, sarah beast's still lying in hospital ): , the unsexy backside has school soon, Heidy has her imaginative one million suitors, Krys lau the idiot has gone festering under the rocks, and the other million and one losers i can't think of at this point in time have disappeared from the face of the Earth.

everyone's leaving.

go la. all you losers.

bye. bye. bye.

happy (meh) new year

w/ lots and lots love,
jasmine the loser
not :D Happy Birthday Heidy Tang-rannosaurus :D Blister, abrasion, blister, abrasion, blister, blisters and more blisters ): all my calluses have cleared up & i am getting blisters all over again. big fat bloody bubbles.

anyway, we have been such pigs today. we ate at mac donald's, then we sat in island creamery but we were all too lazy to move, then somehow we managed to get our butts to mad jack's where i proceed to stealing food from big chris and tongster :D

and oh, sbs robbed a good deal of money from me today, cause i took 4 buses and i forgot to tap my card when i alighted =.= oh please, i am still a teenager! they shouldnt be charging us adult fare ):

now becky the cow wants to play 3D tic tac toe w/ me and i am happy it's not loading hahaha. see you on mon! :D Hi hi all you awful people just granted me a depressing blog-surfing session w/ your great new year resolutions; i have none.

Now if you allow me to step into my fantasy world, my new year's wish goes along the line: i wish the dreadful A level results would never come :D Heehee who's coming to disney with me?



Hahaha When Christmas comes, Jasmine becomes monster eater!


Hello world, I've been celebrating christmas eating glorious yummy food over a ridiculous span of three days. And I've come to the verdict that the best way to refuse food is to lock yourself safe in the room away from aunties with big smiles plastered on their faces who go shoving food into your hands. Oh well you might be celebrating new year with a fat cow! Heehee.



Anyway on Christmas 5 awesome possums gathered at lam's residence to gorge themselves silly. They ended up watching three kings and playing spongebob monopoly (again)

Jasmine the poor super great awesome monopolist. I was left w/ a wad of miserable 28 bucks because wk took my thick stack of money in return for Memalair. But i still win w/ a grand total of 4 pineapple huts heehee. (i dont care if wk has more money than the bank. he probably robbed half of his money from me xD)


Steven has been asking why i'm still not learning how to drive. Yes i will. In time to come :) when i don't feel lazy. But meantime, you can drive me ard! :D

On a totally random note:

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Because sometimes you just feel like it :D Hello world (:






I just lost what I typed ..

Bye world. Have fun :) Steven, "Woman you played me out! Now I'm stuck sitting by the side w/ 2 halfnaked guys -.- "

Hahaha. I did not. I turned up despite my aching ankle ): Anw the guys went swimming & steven entertained me w/ the recount of egypt trip & scandalous 2 week romance :D awww (apparently epyptian guys are really hot but the one steven thinks look like Shia LaBeouf looks like Thaksin to me hohoho)

Once again our plans to go overseas failed because we cannot agree on the destination. (I still second Taiwan & Bali. Actually i think overshores sentosa sounds great but no one supports my brilliant idea) And Stevae, if you pay for us all, we'll gladly go to uk/south africa/egypt w/ you :D Last week










Thurs







Jellyhearts :D

(It's called jellyhearts, mervyn) I was walking home w/ 2 jellyhearts and mervyn popped out from the basketball court so he got to try the yummilicious jellyhearts. Then being the perfect gentleman he walked me to the dustbin to throw the wrapper case away home (almost)





Anyway, poor me. I was gonna brush my teeth this morning so i opened my mouth really big at 3 X 10^8 m/s argh i think i pulled my jaw muscles or something. now everytime i open my mouth i can feel the ache assaulting ):

on a random note i dont think i can finish my novels anymore i've been pigging around too much to read them :D Brownies! :D
I can feel snappiness edging its way in, so one more time I hear an accusatory comment, or see an inculpatory expression, I will mentally slaughter you, with a complete hypocritical smile on my face :)

SHUT. YOUR. FACE. correction. *FACES.